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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    William and Mildred were married twenty-five years They decided to
    celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino
    and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt,
    became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred
    objected, "William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so
    rude."

    "Mildred, she's a prostitute."

    "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?

    "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, William
    called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.

    "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just
    enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the
    door.
    William opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips
    provocatively.

    "So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

    William asked, "How much do you charge?"

    "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

    William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of
    $25."

    Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you
    can buy sex for that price."

    "Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After
    she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

    William said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
    dinner."

    At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Candie came up behind
    William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for
    $25?"

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    thecreator89's Avatar EFFYOUsion, biotch
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    Good one

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