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    I need an excuse to quit my job...and do nothing but smoke cigarettes and masturbate...maybe smile occasionally.

    Peace bd

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    you need to have reasons to quit jobs? i thought you just quite and thats it.

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    I used my physical state as an excuse............

    And i laugh a lot!!!!


    But why don't you find a job as a ghey porn actor???

    I bet the let you "smoke" on the job, masturbation won't be a problem and

    the smile you just fake.............


    yogi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogi
    I used my physical state as an excuse............

    And i laugh a lot!!!!


    But why don't you find a job as a ghey porn actor???

    I bet the let you "smoke" on the job, masturbation won't be a problem and

    the smile you just fake.............


    yogi
    To much penis envolved. I prefer couches and cigarettes.

    Peace bd

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    Never heard of solo-performances.

    Couch, smoke, smile and ................






    I promise i won't watch!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogi
    Never heard of solo-performances.

    Couch, smoke, smile and ................






    I promise i won't watch!!!!
    Compensation for masturbation...I must check into that.
    Peace bd

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    um just quit. who needs an excuse?

    hey u can have my old job..... you can still smoke inside for starters, and ull have all the inspiration available free to you for masturbation...

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    I can smoke as much as I want at the pub.
    The offices, though, have been turned into a smoke free zone.
    (which just means I have to be sneaky about it. )
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
    I need an excuse to quit my job...and do nothing but smoke cigarettes and masturbate...maybe smile occasionally.

    Peace bd
    Change your name to Jonno

    Jonno

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