Attn: Withcheese

[UcanRock2]

We've all read your [Guide] "How To Switch Your Computer ON"

For those who can't wait until the release of his updated [Guide] "How To Switch Your Computer OFF".

Withcheese has announced his new "Support" hotline for this very problem.

1-800-WCHEESE
(1-800-924-3373)

Note: Please make all calls as short as possible, as Withcheese is picking up the tab.

[Cheese]

Unfortunately no-one has written a guide on how to operate a phone.

[Mathea]

erm when i rang all i heard was heavy breathing and the occasional bark

[Jon L. Obscene]

[QUOTE=UcanRock2]


1-800-WCHEESE
(1-800-924-3373)
QUOTE]

So cheese has moved out of the uk then

Where you at now Cheese?

Jonno

[Cheese]

That's my US number.

My UK number is 0800 376 4406.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I thought your UK number was 0800 555 111

Jonno

[Cheese]

I thought your UK number was 0800 555 111

Jonno

That's just the number people phone after meeting me.

[DanB]

erm when i rang all i heard was heavy breathing and the occasional bark

Crossed line with his 0898 number

[BawA]

Heh am talking to him on that number... wait if am talking to cheese then who the fook is posting these posts or who the fook am talking to :confused:

[Cheese]

You're speaking to my secretary, Frank.