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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to
    invade next, when his telephone rang...
    "Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. This is Archie,
    up'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, ey? I am
    callin' to tells ya dat weare officially declaring war on you ey!"
    "Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
    your army?"
    "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me
    cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from da
    pub. That makes eight!"
    George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my
    army waiting to move on my command."
    "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again.
    "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
    equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?", George asked.
    "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."
    President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks
    and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers.
    Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
    "Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."


    Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is
    still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified
    Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
    byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"
    George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you
    Archie that I have10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
    complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
    And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
    "Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call youse back."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry
    to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."
    "I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
    "Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
    over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two
    million prisoners."
    CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    LOL funny canadians =P

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    Canada Kicks Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    He he

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    lol.

    just wait, we Canadians will soon take over the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco_2004
    lol.

    just wait, we Canadians will soon take over the world.
    no, we Malaysian will take it then.

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    no, we Malaysian will take it then.
    no you won't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco_2004
    no you won't...
    don't worry rossco, i have some explosives leftover from halloween, we can defeat the might malaysians and become the supreme overlords of earth



    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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