If you wanted to kill

[Cheese]

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...

[DanB]

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...

I guess if you did it for long enough the friction might cause you to spontaneaously combust

[Cheese]

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.

[DanB]

Will it be moving?

[bigboab]

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it?

Jonno

Although I can see your point of view, Jonno. I think you will agree this is tongue in cheek. Would you like the Admin to close every thread that advocates or suggests smoking grass or taking drugs is a good thing. As this might lead all the younger members, and there are a lot, down the wrong path?


@ Cheese, really bad choice. You would not know if you were coming or going.

[manker]

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

[DanB]

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

Google has no images of high horses though

[Cheese]

It's okay I just listened to "Fame" and now my delicate little mind wants to live forever. And, strangely, learn how to fly.

[Cheese]

Google has no images of high horses though

"Horse" is one of those words I avoid on Google image searches.

[DanB]

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry
Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.