Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head!
Kentish old lady
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Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head!
Smoke weed everyday
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head!
Just don't start dancing
Canadain potatoes!!!
Ok yeah I over reacted, it's just a touchy subject for me and thought joking about this stuff is a bit beyond the pale.
Jonno
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By forgetting the safety word
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Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:
"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"
And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revengeCovering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
spmado
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I'm doubting that unless you have some kind of strong acidic blood.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Poster
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It is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:
"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"
And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revengeThere was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Canadain potatoes!!!
LMAO!!!
Jonno
Noodle Critic
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A-hahaha.....notIt is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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Covering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.
There was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.
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