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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    He was 80, she was 20.

    It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man
    married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage
    she went into hospital to give birth.

    The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying,
    "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

    He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor
    running."

    The following year the young bride gave birth again.

    The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do
    you do it?"

    He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor
    running."

    The same thing happened the next year.

    The nurse said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are
    quite a man!"

    He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor
    running."

    The nurse then said, "Well, you better change the oil.
    This one's black!"

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    LMFAO

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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