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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    All Texans?


    A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he
    gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
    from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
    everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife
    has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25
    pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at
    25 pounds, but the cowboy just shrugs, "That's about
    average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
    exclamations of WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
    fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender
    says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas
    baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
    Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in
    two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he
    weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
    happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
    born."

    The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer,
    wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
    bartender and proudly says,..................."Got him
    circumcised".

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    Mouth as big as a Texans too.....












    erm, sorry Cornerpocket

    /me hides

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    that's a good one.

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    lol

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