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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A Cajun walks into a bar, in Kentucky, with a pet alligator by
    his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.

    He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make
    you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals
    inside Then the gator will close his mouth for one
    minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
    unscathed.
    In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
    drink."

    The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.



    The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
    his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
    The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute,
    the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the
    top of
    its
    head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
    unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
    drinks were delivered.

    The Cajun stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay
    anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
    the
    back
    of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up .
    " I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."

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    lightshow's Avatar Asleep at the wheel
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    haha
    I miss the days of random nut '03
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    if I call them, aren't they going to get me? (you know, down there)

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    lmao

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