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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could determine a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    The results:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. Your Approach: Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

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    my g/f

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

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    Prodigy Girl's Avatar The Wrong Child
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    Hmm...

    So what about girls that don't drink?

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    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. Your Approach: Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


    What about those that just drink anything handed to them? I know a few of them

    Jonno

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    So what do you drink hippychick?


    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced


    So what do you drink hippychick?

    I like both wine and beer, so I guess, I'm a complex women lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    I like both wine and beer, so I guess, I'm a complex women lol
    Ah... so challenge you to Pool on the PC while your getting smashed at friends.. kewl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced
    Ah... so challenge you to Pool on the PC while your getting smashed at friends.. kewl.
    Hey u know I like that idea...yahoo pool and beer... I'll woop ur butt...

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    Ha

    I'd woop yr ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced
    Ha

    I'd woop yr ass
    Hey now, I think I've been challenged...bring it on!!!

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