Happy Pollution Day :01:

[DanB]

See, at least I know when I'm wrong

Ah fuck it, next door neighbours had some fireworks, scared the shit outta the cat but I thought they were cool

Jonno

hee hee

I saw a few cool displays out of various windows too. Some even made things shake

[Cheese]

Fuck fireworks!

It was like a fucking warzone on my way to the pub tonight.

Ban them is all I can say.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Don't be a kiljoy cheese, it's not nice, just cos you don't like them does'nt mean we have to go without

And I strongly advise against fucking a firework, that could seriosuly damage your......well, just don't do it

Jonno

[Cheese]

Don't be a kiljoy cheese, it's not nice, just cos you don't like them does'nt mean we have to go without

And I strongly advise against fucking a firework, that could seriosuly damage your......well, just don't do it

Jonno

This reminds me of a this one time I was having sex with a girl and afterwards, and this is true, fireworks went off outside. Did I feel like teh greatsest?

Yes. Yes I did.

Edit: I think, in the future, I may employ someone to set off fireworks after I have sex. Cushy job though, like once or twice a year work.

[DanB]

lovely story

[enoughfakefiles]

This reminds me of a this one time I was having sex with a girl and afterwards, and this is true, fireworks went off outside. Did I feel like teh greatsest?

Yeah i think it`s great if your firework goes of outside as well.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah i think it`s great if your firework goes of outside as well.

Are you trying to tell us you have a premeture ejaculation problem?

@ Cheese...I'll do that, I got some foreign fireworks cheap, says "Keep away from naked flames" so fuck knows how you light them

Jonno

[DanB]

Are you trying to tell us you have a premeture ejaculation problem?

@ Cheese...I'll do that, I got some foreign fireworks cheap, says "Keep away from naked flames" so fuck knows how you light them

Jonno

Put the flame in a dress first

[Cheese]

Yeah i think it`s great if your firework goes of outside as well.

You are a dirty minded person.

[namzuf9]

Bollocks! I just read through 11 pages of serious debate and it turnt silly at the end (in the lounge as well)

Anyways a few points I come up with while reading.
Guns are not banned at all. Handguns are after the Dunblaine incident but rifles/shotguns are legal to own if you hold a FAC (Fire Arms Certificate)
It is legal to possess a knife with a non fixed blade of less than 3".
It is legal to possess a fishermans knife (fillet knife)
Bleach and salt subsitute can be used as a extremly dangerous explosive.
As can paint and dry ice.
As can match heads and a tube.

Fireworks are dangerous if not used propelry.
A knife is dangerous if not used properly.
A car is dangerous if not used properly.

Look at the big picture, you can hurt yourself on anything if not used in the manner it was designed for and you cant punish the entire population for a few idiots.