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    It's November 5th

    What does this mean?

    Everyone in the uk goes out and lights a massive bonfire all at once

    Damn we're clever
    Also as long as you're over 16 you can go buy some serious explosive devices (also known as fireworks) from many local shops and go round fireing them into peoples cars and houses and people

    Also a chance for lil kiddies to make up a doll resembling some Guy to put on top of a bonfire and watch him burn..... while cheering

    Just think, all this to celebrate some geezer who ages ago fucked up a crap plot to blow up the houses of parliment Oh if only they had blue peter back then, he would have known that if he used Plain Flour instead of gun powder, he would have got away with it
    A small explosive device on one of the barrels would have been enough to ignite the lot and.....Kaboom!! , what a muppet

    So anyway, we're celebrating this cock up by giving the ozone layer some serious shit tonight

    Happy Watch the bloke burn ontop of the fire then explode some stuff day

    Jonno

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    I'm not sure that we're allowed to talk about burning folk

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'm not sure that we're allowed to talk about burning folk

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    @Ike........Yes you annoying barsteward 8 images indeed

    @Manky......Yes, it's a national celebration, I'm gonna go buy some explosives in a lil while, might chuck em all in a tin and make a big one

    I'm sorry but we live in one seriously fucked up country, where else in the civilised world can you buy explosives at 16?

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

    I'm sorry but we live in one seriously fucked up country, where else in the civilised world can you buy explosives at 16?

    Jonno
    I think it's great. Thins out the herd a bit. Natural selection and all that, gets rid of the stupid ones.

    Though you do have to be 18 these days to buy them or even possess them.
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    Ah yes, it's good to see lil kiddies all burnt up, scarred faces, lost limbs cos an air bomb repeater went off in their pocket, they love it

    Jonno

    Edit : I stand corrected, acording to that link you must be 18 That's ok then cos everyone is grown up and responsible enough to handle explosives at 18 phew, and I thought we were gonna be in trouble
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    If you feel that strongly right to your MP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Ah yes, it's good to see lil kiddies all burnt up, scarred faces, lost limbs cos an air bomb repeater went off in their pocket, they love it

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    18 year old kiddies in Norfolk, are there
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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