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Thread: Onions and Christmas Trees

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    This family is driving through town. The son looks over the seat and
    asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different
    kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we
    wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of
    breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts
    are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are
    like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like
    onions."

    "Onions, Dad?"

    "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

    Not to be outdone, his sister asks their mother, "Mom, how many kind of
    penises are there?"

    The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
    man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is
    like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a
    birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
    tree."

    "A Christmas tree?"

    "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decorations.

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