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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
    place her ball, a gust of wind
    blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God,
    woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The
    Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
    of decency, heres $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
    skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
    Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't
    afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and
    says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.
    The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
    is naked under it.
    "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She
    too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love
    'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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