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Thread: 1.(Tip) How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie

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    How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie

    Need your opinions on how to make a Hollywood movie Crap

    There are many possibilities yet
    presently i can think of only one thing

    1. It ends in a factory/industrial location
    2. It has a Happy Ending + national romantic music
    3. One of the actors is not an actor but another american icon - Britney?
    4. ?
    5. ?
    6. ?
    etc

    your proposals?
    Last edited by 100%; 11-05-2004 at 11:19 PM.

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    If the hollywood movie doesn't have a 'happy ending', US people hate it when a movie doesnt have a 'happy ending'

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    If the movie have a conventional 'happy ending'

    Cast a famous mainstream pop icon/Beckham (read an article somewhere where he considers quitting football and start acting, lmao) for the main lead...

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    thanx for tips
    your info has been updated

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    Hero (heroin) is an angst-filled emo kid, with no sex life. Until the end of the movie, of course

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    4. some spotty teenager ends up with a future supermodel

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    Having unnecessary fighting scenes in a chick flick just to get guys to see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%

    1. It ends in a factory/industrial location
    I guess you hated cousin Arnold in T2!

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    I got another one:

    Gives hope for a sequel by adding a question mark, to make: "The end?"

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    do another sequel that has the audience wondering wtf matrix

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