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    The Immaculate Guide
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    How to Light a Candle




    1. Get a candle
    2.Stick it in something, eg: beer bottle, cheese, beach sand,
    anything that is either mushy or has a hole.
    3. Light the wick(stringy thing at top of wax) with
    a. matches
    b. a lighter
    c.rub wooden stcks togethers
    d.angle grind metal until it lights

    VERSION 2 (by Hobbes)
    Anything can be a Candle
    1.get gasoline
    2.pour on (any) object
    3.ignite
    4.Run away
    (very romantic)





    Should you have any suggestions or find any inconsistencies in this guide please post
    and it will be removed/changed/added
    Last edited by 100%; 11-06-2004 at 12:15 AM.

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    w-i-c-k?

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    I think you could give more advice on where to stick it.



    A sign seen recently in a convent:


    Lights out 10 o'clock, candles out by 11.

    I did not understand that.
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    Thankyou for tips
    updated

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    I am not familiar with these things you call "candles", so I may be off target in my advice, but whenever I light something, I usually douse it with gasoline first, throw a match in its general direction and run like hell.
    Last edited by hobbes; 11-05-2004 at 11:43 PM.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Any tip from a pyromaniac is usefull iin this type of guide - thanx - updated

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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    Any tip from a pyromaniac is usefull iin this type of guide - thanx - updated
    I like the update:

    Hobbes says:


    "Gasoline brings out the "candle" in everything. Let the world be your candle".
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    anything can be a candle eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    anything can be a candle eh?
    mayo and gasoline

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