The Immaculate Guide
of
How to Light a Candle
1. Get a candle
2.Stick it in something, eg: beer bottle, cheese, beach sand,
anything that is either mushy or has a hole.
3. Light the wick(stringy thing at top of wax) with
a. matches
b. a lighter
c.rub wooden stcks togethers
d.angle grind metal until it lights
VERSION 2 (by Hobbes)
Anything can be a Candle
1.get gasoline
2.pour on (any) object
3.ignite
4.Run away
(very romantic)
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