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Thread: Three Labrador retrievers

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were

    sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck upa

    conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why

    are you here?"

    The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the

    curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I

    pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

    "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They

    reckon it`ll calm me down."

    The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you


    the yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up

    flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig

    up the carpets.

    But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in

    my owners couch."

    "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

    "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow lab said.

    The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you


    "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the

    table, postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see.

    Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down


    dry her

    toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and

    started humping away."

    The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts

    off for you too, huh?"

    The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

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    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    So thats what Doggy Style means...

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    beastiality is a sin

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    backlash's Avatar usenet lover
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    in your dreams
    gross, but cute

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