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Thread: Older pick up lines

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
    hair
    well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
    slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for


    walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

    Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
    dressed
    and attractive, is sitting alone.

    The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
    takes a sip, turns to her and says,

    "So tell me, .......
    do I come here often?"

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    i dont get it.

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    aww thats cause ur still a puppy... lol jk u'll get it when ur older...

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    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    Yeah, he will that


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    not very funny

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    Keikan's Avatar ........
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    i do not understand.
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lol poor keikan

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    Is it supposed to have some perversed meaning? Lol

  9. Funny S**t   -   #9
    Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things

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    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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