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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Potentially and Realistically

    What's the difference between potentially & realistically?
    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
    difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
    would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
    sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then,
    ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
    back and tell me what you learn from that."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
    Redford for a million dollars?"

    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
    fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    for a million dollars?"
    The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in
    a
    heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
    Cruise
    for a million dollars?"
    "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could
    buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
    and
    realistically?"
    The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three
    Million Dollars ............ but Realistically ......... we're living
    with two Sluts and a Queer.

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