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Thread: Manker's Moan and Piss Thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Thanks, Yogi.

    But I don't feel up to it now :crying:



    Give it time, sweetheart!!!


    Give it time!!!


    I can wait.......



    Yycho

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss
    Did you know its legal to piss on a car if you have both hands on the boot.
    Dunno how you would explain to the owner though.



    Thats pissing and moaning.
    Trouble is, if you've got both hands on the boot you are likely to piss just about anywhere but on the car.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afronaut
    I realise , I made a sweeping generalization for what I must apologise.
    it's not the Germans, I got that mis-info from South Park. Damn cartoons.


    I guess the same "delicasy" is shared regardless nationality.
    I cannot back this up with paperworks.

    If someones "drops a Cigar" on yer chest, if that makes you tickle the right way, so be it.
    That last anology scared me...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    Trouble is, if you've got both hands on the boot you are likely to piss just about anywhere but on the car.


    Not sure if there is a girls version of squatting on the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss
    Did you know its legal to piss on a car if you have both hands on the boot.
    Dunno how you would explain to the owner though.



    Thats pissing and moaning.

    Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me.
    I think someone did it, it got banned,
    there' might be bumber stickers about:

    Free pissing on da Car!!!


    I havent seen any but it wouldnt hit me with a surprise.



    And Yogi, the thought is scary to me too, damn cartoons...
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    Everyone is posting too fast for me to keep up with!

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Everyone is posting too fast for me to keep up with!

    Did you get toxicated last night, or drugged?

    Maybe a cup of coffee could give a boot...

    Im having some coffee here atm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me.
    Desperate times, desperate measures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Afronaut
    Did you get toxicated last night, or drugged?

    Maybe a cup of coffee could give a boot...

    Im having some coffee here atm...
    Yeah. Badly.

    I've been trying to get some tea all morning but it hasn't worked - the reason given was 'self inflicted => no sympathy'

    Bah
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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