Did you throw stones at the father???
Did you throw stones at the father???
Last edited by Yogi; 11-07-2004 at 05:05 PM.
My kids generally throw french fries at them.
They used to be so bad around here, that we'd go for a hot dog and the gulls would swoop down and steal them right out of your hand. A couple of years ago they put in some sort of sonar device that deters them. It's funny actually, there are times when you can see huge clouds of them flying in towards the town/lake, and they keep changing direction and then trying another angle.
kids are nasty
try this
1.build a sand castle
2.go far from it and watch
the first kid thay comes by - does what?
Is this an urban myth i heard this before.Originally Posted by DanB
Not exactlyOriginally Posted by Yogi
Was down the beach just having a look cos not been down there fore a while.
I see these 2 lads throwing flints ant seaguls, which are swooping for them thinking it's food, this wound me up, I looked round and the father was standing watcching them while eating chips, one of them called upto him "Dad I hit a bird" and the father put his thumb up and smile
With that this is the conversation that took place
Me: Oi! how would you like it if I throw stones at you?
Him: Sorry mate what?
Me: You're standing there letting your kids throw stones at seaguls
Him: No their not, their throwing them in the sea
Me: Does it seem like I'm deaf and blind?
Him: What?
Me: I saw one hit and your kid told you about it and you put your thumb up
Him: Yeah but he's not hurtinh them
Me: WTF you think a flint hitting you feels like?
Him: Not much for a bird
Me: You wanna find out?
Him: Are you threatening me?
Me: Yeah I am, you on holiday?
Him: Yeah what of it
Me: Then fuck off home and throw stones at your birds, these birds live here and so do I.
At this poiint his wife came over
Her: I'm sorry, boys will be boys
Me: I was a boy, I never done that
Her: I'm sorry
Then she pulled him away and they went, what an asshole man
We don't have any problems with seaguls, their part of our town, besides their a fucking living thing.
Ok feel better for that
Jonno
You "rock" Jonno.
Standing up for what you believe, and doing it properly.
Nice thread to read to start the day.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
Well done Jonno. Sheringham has at least one upright citizen. Well upright most of the time.
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