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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    She was soooooooooooooooo blond...
    * She thought a quarterback was a refund.

    * She thought General Motors was in the army.
    * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

    She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She tripped over a cordless phone.
    * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
    * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
    * She tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order.

    She was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She studied for a blood test.
    * She sold the car for gas money.
    * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


    She was sooooooooooooo Blonde...

    *She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." lol

    also this one:

    * She was sooooooooooooo Blonde she starved to death in a grocery store

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    Aug 2002

    Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?

    Q/ How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

    A/ You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

    Q/ What did the blond say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?

    A/ Thanks for the refill, honey.
    Last edited by Rat Faced; 11-10-2004 at 10:41 PM.

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