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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas.
    Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
    buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and
    says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him
    over, "Nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
    walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
    asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie
    looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
    hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
    Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
    HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

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    lol

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