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    At my studio the toilet is on 3rd floor in the Other building
    so if i have to go
    i have to Reeeally go
    the other building is normal living apartments
    the toilet is in the backstairs

    some b*startd in the other building keeps stealing the toilet paper
    not just one roll but all of them
    Its the second time this month
    (new family packs)

    i could lock the toilet or bring the paper with me
    but then he wins
    of course its a him (although women use alot in no time....)

    i need some seriously evil revenge technique
    to get him back for my pain and suffering

    i have considered rubbing Glava (isolation/glass fiber) on many of the rolls
    writting a reallly nasty note in the apartment stairs for all to see is more an embarresemnet to myself...or?
    please advize

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    Grow up. Bring your own tp. Let him/her get their own karmic payback as the universe sees fit.

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    I agree its not zen atitude
    nonetheless it is a boring and annoying situation
    especially for something that costs next to nothing

    karma payback
    now thats hardcore revenge
    Last edited by 100%; 11-08-2004 at 02:34 AM.

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    I am more concerned with the fact you don't seem to mind sharing the tp.....I mean who knows what he could be doing in there with the tp....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    I am more concerned with the fact you don't seem to mind sharing the tp.....I mean who knows what he could be doing in there with the tp....


    I think I have a fair idea what he does in there with the tp.


    This is a no win situation, if you exacted revenge by putting nasty stuff on the tp then you couldn't be sure of your victim and who knows ... after a few beers it might even be you or your g/f. Nasty.

    The only alternative is to take it with you each time you gotta go. Stuffing enough in your pocket would ensure that the hawt chick who you sometimes see on your way there wouldn't immediately look at you, the tp roll and think of you taking a dump. That would be essential imo

    If you ever do find out for definite who the tp fiend is then I suggest writing 'The guy within steals bogroll' in pink chalk on his door each tie you walk past. Non permanent vandalism rawks
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Ok here's what you do, you go out and buy some really good tp, that cusion stuff, also while in town buy some green chillies, go home and carefully unroll the tp about 1/3 of the way, open up the chillies, get the seeds out, crush these up and gently rub the contents on the tp, once you have covered a good bit, roll it back up, take it down to the toilet and plant it......... then just sit back and wait for the screams

    Jonno

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    15% click here and ur TP probs will be solved...
    Free TP

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    15% did u order ur 50 free rolls of TP yet?

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    Get a thick brown make up stick and mark the paper with it. You will know its ok to use but they wont.
    Last edited by bigboab; 11-08-2004 at 02:30 PM.
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    Thanx for all the tips

    I have come to a conclusion
    If i do something evil - acid\aids on tp - he is likely to do it back
    (we have evidence of his scruples)
    i will not buy a 5900000 video alarm installation

    I think the best solution is simply to
    write a poster or put letters in mail
    maybe saying something like this...
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    Dear Fellow Apartment Collueges,

    It has come to my attention
    that one of you is stealing Toilet Paper from
    the studio toilets in the backstairs of this apartment.
    I would like to kindly ask you to stop doing this as it is rather annoying.

    Should you not have enough money to buy Toilet Paper
    i suggest you

    1 Get a Job
    2. Apply for Social Welfare
    3. Use Newspapers
    4. Go to this site http://www.punjabpaper.com/sample.htm
    for unlimited Free toiletpaper
    5.Get a Life

    Have a nice day

    Z
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    Last edited by 100%; 11-08-2004 at 05:07 PM.

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