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    Befriended a Sparky, who is gonna come and check my faulty socket.
    Gave out a few of my pals buisness cards.
    Lent a DVD to a bloke, who in turn is gonna lend me "Saw".


    Aaaaaaand......

    One of the regulars holds basic English classes, with poetry and book readings. He wants me to write some stuff to be read out, so his students can analyse/critise it.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Self proclaimed woot, at that.


    /goes back to Pavlov's cat.
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    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    The pub can be a productive place for a hawt business woman.

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    Befriended a Sparky, who is gonna come and check my faulty socket.
    Euphemism
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quality

    The pub can be a productive place for a hawt business woman.

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    I pre-wooted you.




    Ho hum....bedtime.


    If you've never seen a elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss


    One of the regulars holds basic English classes, with poetry and book readings. He wants me to write some stuff to be read out, so his students can analyse/critise it.
    I missed the inuenduos oportunities so I'm just gonna congratulate you on that Excellent

    You never know, might lead to something bigger

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

    You never know, might lead to something bigger

    Jonno
    Ahh, you may have missed out on doing them... that doesnt stop you helping to create them...
    Last edited by Rat Faced; 11-09-2004 at 12:52 PM.

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    Back to Mr. Izzard....
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss

    /goes back to Pavlov's cat.
    The Pavlov I know studied a dog ... * never used that smiley !*
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Pavlov did study dogs.
    It's just Eddie Izzard taking the piss.


    Day 1. Rang bell, cat fucked off.
    Day 2. Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
    Day 3. Rang bell, cat said he'd eaten earlier.
    Day 4. Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
    Day 5. Went to rig bel with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bel, so it only made a "thunk" noise.
    Then cat rang his own bell....I ate food.


    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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