[Soccer] Should football be more like wrestling?

[Cheese]

I'm sick of seeing crappy football interviews before matches where players just talk a load of waffle and are very cagey of their opinions.

I want proper interviews like on the WWE (formerly WWF) where Beckham grabs the mic and starts ranting about how his team are going to win 8-0 and the losers will never walk again.

I want Alex Ferguson to say he's gonna kick Arsene Wenger's f'cking face in when he sees him next, I want stare-downs before a match not lame-ass handshakes.

And I want the managers to be occampanied by hawt divas.

We could rename the Premiership to The Premiership Extreme. That would kick untold amount of ass.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Becks: If ya smmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeelalalalalallaalaoooowwwww........What Beck HAM .......is cooking B)

Roy Kean: What?.........What?........whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?......What?

Jonno

[ElvisLover]

Becks: If ya smmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeelalalalalallaalaoooowwwww........What Beck HAM .......is cooking B)

Roy Kean: What?.........What?........whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?......What?

Jonno

[manker]

I'd say that was an excellent idea, if I wasn't such a killjoy.

Souness did kick a water bottle on the field when his side were getting wanked all over by the mighty Fulham on Sunday. That's quite enough extra curricula action for me.

[sArA]

I'd say that was an excellent idea, if I wasn't such a killjoy.

Souness did kick a water bottle on the field when his side were getting wanked all over by the mighty Fulham on Sunday. That's quite enough extra curricula action for me.

Bloody Prima Donna's

[manker]

Sara, I didn't have you marked down as one of the possessive apostrophe abusers


Edit: On topic - Jonno

[Cheese]

Becks: If ya smmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeelalalalalallaalaoooowwwww........What Beck HAM .......is cooking B)

Roy Kean: What?.........What?........whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?......What?

Jonno

Excellent.

Roy Keane would make a great Stone Cold Steve Austin.


Edit: @Dan & Manker: Jonno got it perfectly. I would love to see Beckham try and do a Rock impression. (In the sense of the wrestler not an actual rock of which I'm sure he could do a great imitation).

[sArA]

Sara, I didn't have you marked down as one of the possessive apostrophe abusers


Edit: On topic - Jonno

You are just being picky since I pointed out that you had not used your imagination when insulting me.....

[Cheese]

Sample interview (Man Utd to Chelsea):

"Night after night after night we have come out here and told you to bring it. All your talk, all your hype and so far your big jacked up monkey asses have brought nothing!"

Alex Ferguson to Arsene Wenger:

"The only thing you should worry about is me taking this boot, and turning it sideways, and shoving it straight up...your candy ass!"

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Should football be more like wrestling?

no.