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    house key
    car key (although the garage still have that one!)
    3x office keys
    2x desk keys
    bf house key
    suitcase key (why?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    suitcase key (why?)
    You're obviously semi-consciousnessly (speeling?) awating some Stud to take you for a trip to Bahamas,
    or local Pub, which ever you fancy most...

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    The thing is...I don't even know which suitcase it belongs to


    Are you offering to whisk me away to a paradise island Afronaut? Hang on...I would get me coat, but I don't think I will need one there....

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    There's one way to find out about the key,
    try it on the locks, which ever fits.

    I cannot afford to offer a trip to Paradise, I think thats on the Religious territory,
    the price could be too much for me, ie. sanity.

    And, im no Stud...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afronaut
    There's one way to find out about the key,
    try it on the locks, which ever fits.

    I cannot afford to offer a trip to Paradise, I think thats on the Religious territory,
    the price could be too much for me, ie. sanity.

    And, im no Stud...


    You could learn......

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    Learn?

    k, where's that book "How to hung like Horse" by DJ Stud.

    nah, I stick to what im reading...
    Great midget westerns, "Hung 'em not-so-high"

    blah, im trying to be too funneh.
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    Last edited by DanB; 11-10-2004 at 09:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afronaut
    Learn?

    k, where's that book "How to hung like Horse" by DJ Stud.

    nah, I stick to what im reading...
    Great midget westerns, "Hung 'em not-so-high"

    blah, im trying to be too funneh.

    Lesson 1.

    Remember....its not the size of your dick that makes the difference, its how you use it. There is much more to being 'good' than penetration (regardless of the erm...depth)

    Lesson 2.

    You have a tongue??? Become an expert!

    Lesson 3.

    See lesson 2

    Lesson 4.

    Take your time, it pays dividends in the end...slowly slowly catchy monkey.


    There you go Afronaut....just a few basic lessons to get you started on the road to hot lurve!


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    for nr. 1. Oh my. see nr 2.

    for nr. 2. I guess I could practise on the carpet. I need to Vacuum clean it first,
    nothing sucks like Electrolux.



    for nr 3. See nr. 2

    for nr 4. See nr.2 and pay attention of the Vacuum, and the Electrolux, and sucking.

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    We're going Offtopic... Cheese wont like it one bit...

    k, new attempt:

    The Key to succesfully vacuum with Elektrolux....

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