[Generic] How many keys do you carry around with you?

[sArA]

Why would you want to practice on the carpet? Does it remind you of women? what sort of women have you been with that they make you think of carpets.....

[Afronaut]

2 words:

Shaved Beaver.

Not all teh wimmen have heard of that wicked animal.

Its small, quick, and smells like middle finger.

[DanB]

2 words:

Shaved Beaver.

Not all teh wimmen have heard of that wicked animal.

Its small, quick, and smells like middle finger.

[jazzthefunk]

1

[dwightfry]

9

house key outside
house key inside
parents house key
friends house key deadbolt
friends house key doorknob
friends house key (old place)
van key (old vehicle)
van key new vehicle
van key doors