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    I was at college in a room that's like a library, a big open planed place with computers, as I was signing out, a small gang on chavs stumbled into the room, much like a group of disgruntled penguins. They were you're garden variety chavs fitted out with hoods, hats, a large selection of Argos jewelry and very bad dialect. They walked over to a work station near me and one of them tried to sit on a chair. He failed miserably by missing the chair completely - his feet were on the seat as he sat on the spine of the chair, I can only assume this was accidental Anyway, I signed out and started to walk away but stopped remembering I left my pen. I turned around and went back to find that the pen was gone! as were the chavs

    I know it was them because there was a *Panda Pop bottle left at the crime scene

    *Panda Pop: Chav Juice

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    Swine

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    go on a gta killin spree on them

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    They'll probably sell your pen - chavs have no use for them - and use the cash to buy spokie dokies for their bikes. Damn chavs
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Was it a Bic biro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    They'll probably sell your pen - chavs have no use for them - and use the cash to buy spokie dokies for their bikes. Damn chavs
    If Kellogg's had continued to give away bike reflectors in their cereal then there'd be less pen crime

    But there again, Kellogg's isn't served in your local caf covered in grease, so they probably wouldn't have bothered in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Was it a Bic biro?
    Yeah, a black one - hadn't even got round to chewing the pen lid

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    One of the greatest advantages of schools, universities and offices is your occasional free forgotten pen.

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    was it an expensive pen? because I stole pens 2, but only when I needed one ( those cheap BIG pens )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcadia
    Yeah, a black one - hadn't even got round to chewing the pen lid

    Thats just not on

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