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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Brand New 2004 Edition of "You know you're a redneck when......."

    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

    2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

    3. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

    4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    5. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

    6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

    7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

    8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

    9. You come back from the dump with more than you took

    10 You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

    13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

    14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

    15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program

    16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
    17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

    18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

    19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

    21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

    22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

    23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

    24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

    25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.

    28. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive

    29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

    30. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    31. Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    Mar 2003
    27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.

    Hell Yeah!

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
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    Mar 2003
    Goodness. I don't believe I have met anyone like this 'redneck'..........not too sure about wanting to.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    Dec 2003
    my fav. one of all time was.

    If your wife has had her hairstyle destroyed by a ceiling might be a redneck.

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.


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