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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    I hate filling in application forms for jobs

    I always get stuck on the person specification bit -

    You should address the relevant skills, abilities, personal qualities, experience etc., which make you suitable for the position in this section, as they relate to the job description and employee specification.

    Please indicate here why you are suitable for the position you applied for.
    I mean honestly what the heck are you meant to put in there, I always try to do the least possible, which could be why I haven't had many takers

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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    You have to brag, exaggerate anything that makes ya sound wonderful for the job.


    Maybe you could try to imagine you're trying to impress some chick?

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Just put

    "Cos I'm fucking great, now gimmie the job cos no one else is as fucking great as me"

    You never know, it might work, they might admire your balls
    Thats an idea, you could get your nuts out at the interview

    Then they will say "Wow, this kid has balls"

    Jonno

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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    I don't think so Jonno.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    why not? Thats what I done

    Ok I did'nt get the job and spent 6 hours in the police station, but it was a giggle

    Jonno

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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Think Dan might be beyond the giggle stage

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    That probably isn't the best of ideas Jonno

    I am beginning to think it doesn't matter what I write cos I reckon as soon as they see I have ticked yes to a certain box they chuck it away

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Is that the

    Are you a member of any Gep Movements: Yes/No?



    Nah seriously tho it's Not nessacerally like that dude, thats discrimination they not allowed to do that anymore

    What you have to do is think like me, be big headed and find all your best points and then exagerate them

    Jonno
    Last edited by Jon L. Obscene; 11-15-2004 at 01:01 PM.

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    Quite possibly.


    Tho I think mostly the way you get jobs these days is to have contacts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *goddess*
    Quite possibly.


    Tho I think mostly the way you get jobs these days is to have contacts.

    That was how I got the cushy one I got sacked from

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