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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    how is it that some people can give more than 100% at work, well now there is a mathmatical way of lookin at it. take the alphabet as meaning
    A=1
    B=2
    C=3
    D=4
    E=5
    F=6
    G=7
    H=8
    I=9
    J=10
    K=11
    L=12
    M=13
    N=14
    O=15
    P=16
    Q=17
    R=18
    S=19
    T=20
    U=21
    V=22
    W=23
    X=24
    Y=25
    Z=26

    SO...
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+5+18+11= 88%

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

    BUT....

    A-S-S-L-I-C-K-I-N-G
    1+19+19+12+9+3+11+9+14+7= 104%

    SO.. although knowlage and ahrd work bring you very close, it is the asslicking that gets you to the top!

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    Wahahahahaa

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    lol, now that's a good one

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    L-a-z-y-b-a-s-t-a-r-d = 125%

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    u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d =130 %

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    J-u-s-t-s-e-x-y = 143%

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    L-a-z-i-n-e-s-s: 105%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai
    u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d =130 %
    this one made me laugh

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