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Thread: Yellow-bellied Fries And Turn-coat Toast

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    First, How many French food/drink items can you think of that need new names to reflect their namesake's true 'colour'?

    Second, How many Frenchmen does it take to win a war?
    Does anyone know?
    When was the last war they won?

    Anyone?

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    French fries
    French toast
    French kissing
    French roast coffee
    Frenchie's restaurants
    French poodle
    French Dressing
    French manicure

    Excuse my French, but is this the list you want?

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Originally posted by Spindulik@29 March 2003 - 23:38
    French fries
    French toast
    French kissing
    French roast coffee
    Frenchie's restaurants
    French poodle
    French Dressing
    French manicure

    Excuse my French, but is this the list you want?
    But where are the new names?

    Oh. Just reread my post. It DOES look like I'm suppose to rename them.

    Ok. Here goes.

    Yellow-bellied Fried
    Turncoat Toast
    Ass Kissing (hey, that worked pretty good&#33
    French Roast Coffee (The name is the same. Only the meaning has changed)
    Frenchie's Restaurant??? Ah...But the cook vetos all the orders. Hmmm...
    Ok... Frenchie's Veto-rama? (hey, I tried)
    French Hamburger. (well, they use horse meat...why not dog meat?)

    I can't think of one for French Manicure.
    Help me out here dude!

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    Additions escape me but I do know the French save alot on ammunition, as futility is still free, and they prefer it in any case.
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