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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    In error I just picked up a 4 hour old cup of coffee which I dumped a cig butt in and took a gulp

    I feel abused :crying:

    Altho the cat got some of it as I spat it out

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    I little experience of my, imagine this:

    Passed out on the couch, waking up 2pm really thirsty,
    see a bottle water and have a zip.

    T'was 96% Alcohol.

    Practical jokes my ass, thats dangerous.



    30min later I was all singing all dancing again. That stuff works, I tell thee.
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    remember
    always beaware of what you put in your mouth
    (this applies to women aswell)

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    Especially if your at Jonno's

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    WARNING!!! :barf:

    A very dear friend I had, god bless him, had a reputation for eating anything. We would get drunk and go back to someone's to raid the fridge testing him with stupid fillings....tomato sauce and peanuts, chocolate with mayo and cereal....etc. He even picked a lollipop out of an ashtray and ate it.

    Well, we went out for a BBQ at the local woods.
    While putting the chicken breasts on the grill, one fell on the floor.
    I squashed it with my big clumpy DM's, and it was kicked around the field a bit.
    One of my friends, I girl may I add, hacked a big flemmy greeny up, and spat it between the skin of te chicken.
    After cheapy bottles of cider a plenty, we put the chicken back on the grill to watch it frazzle.
    My mate, knowing fine well, what had happened to the meat, still picked it up and took a huge bite.
    Still makes me want to gag just thinking about it, to this day.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    my friend Swilly went into someone's house, found an incredible moldy steak in the fridge... brushed it off, heated it up a litle, and ate it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss
    WARNING!!! :barf:

    A very dear friend I had, god bless him, had a reputation for eating anything. We would get drunk and go back to someone's to raid the fridge testing him with stupid fillings....tomato sauce and peanuts, chocolate with mayo and cereal....etc. He even picked a lollipop out of an ashtray and ate it.

    Well, we went out for a BBQ at the local woods.
    While putting the chicken breasts on the grill, one fell on the floor.
    I squashed it with my big clumpy DM's, and it was kicked around the field a bit.
    One of my friends, I girl may I add, hacked a big flemmy greeny up, and spat it between the skin of te chicken.
    After cheapy bottles of cider a plenty, we put the chicken back on the grill to watch it frazzle.
    My mate, knowing fine well, what had happened to the meat, still picked it up and took a huge bite.
    Still makes me want to gag just thinking about it, to this day.


    a old man at my job was like that ,they made him eat raw chicken that looked cooked by dumping tons of hot sauce on it!
    he also eatin way to much raw foods and never gotten sick

    this ol man his name is bill ,but i call him superman

    he's my hero

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    I think the worst I know of was my mate Fairy (named cos he's a nutcase) we said we'd give him 5 to bite the head off a dead bird which was laying in the urine tray in the public lav, ......and he did, oh man, there were 6 of us, he was the only one who did'nt throw up

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    I think the worst I know of was my mate Fairy (named cos he's a nutcase) we said we'd give him 5 to bite the head off a dead bird which was laying in the urine tray in the public lav, ......and he did, oh man, there were 6 of us, he was the only one who did'nt throw up

    Jonno
    oh god!!

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