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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow
    come
    back to inform the other of the afterlife - their biggest fear being
    that there really was no heaven.
    After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
    word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a
    ghostly voice saying, "Maude... Maude .."

    "Is that you, Fred?" she asked as she looked in vain around the
    room,
    and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we
    agreed."
    "What's it like, Fred?" Maude asked, and Fred said, "Well, I get up
    in the morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that
    more sex, bathe in the sun for awhile and then I have sex twice. I
    have
    lunch, then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner, I have
    sex
    until late at night and the next day it starts all over again."
    "Oh, Fred," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
    "Not exactly," Fred said ... "I'm a rabbit somewhere in Wyoming.

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    natedogg's Avatar R.I.P. Nate Dogg :(
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    lmfao hella funny

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    Strangelove's Avatar I Need Sex
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    thecreator89's Avatar EFFYOUsion, biotch
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    I wish I was a Rabbit
    :crying:
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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lmao good one

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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