Heh heh. They just came and shut my door and said we'll close you in for a minute as its going to get noisy.
They weren't lyingThe whole flat is vibrating
Smoke weed everyday
Heh heh. They just came and shut my door and said we'll close you in for a minute as its going to get noisy.
They weren't lying
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don't forget
tell them the benefits of becoming a member at fst
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I told them about the gep paraphenaliaOriginally Posted by 15%
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Good. If I have to get up at this unearthly hour I'm glad there are others sharing my misery.
Morning guys. :grumpy:
Xenu
heh, tell teh resistance is futile, sing up now.
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Morning Cheese
You got a lecture this morning?
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Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Smoke weed everyday
Que?
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.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Anyway while your waiting for the plumber to rip your house apart heres the rest
Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: Why is AIDS a miracle?
A: Because it turns fruits into vegetables.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the **** out of you.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...
Q:How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't change anything.
Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating ****.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese?
A: Someone who can steal a car but can't drive it.
Q: What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A: A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Q: What's the job application to Hooters?
A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out.
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