Heh heh. They just came and shut my door and said we'll close you in for a minute as its going to get noisy.
They weren't lyingThe whole flat is vibrating
Heh heh. They just came and shut my door and said we'll close you in for a minute as its going to get noisy.
They weren't lyingThe whole flat is vibrating
don't forget
tell them the benefits of becoming a member at fst
I told them about the gep paraphenaliaOriginally Posted by 15%
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heh, tell teh resistance is futile, sing up now.
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Morning Cheese
You got a lecture this morning?
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Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
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.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Anyway while your waiting for the plumber to rip your house apart heres the rest
Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: Why is AIDS a miracle?
A: Because it turns fruits into vegetables.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the **** out of you.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...
Q:How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't change anything.
Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating ****.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese?
A: Someone who can steal a car but can't drive it.
Q: What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A: A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Q: What's the job application to Hooters?
A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out.
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