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    Coming to the end of it's life is buzzing around just how they do, not quite as quick on his wings as he used to be.
    A laps of concentration and without warning he realises he is flying towards the electric fly bug killer, the fear and shock give the fly a heart attack just as he hits the light which gives him a jolt and restarts his heart

    Now what are the chances of that huh

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    Care to lay something on it?

    I intend to test the theory later

    Jonno

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    Itís possibly some form of government sleeper agent build with parts from alien technology by the Military

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    You should check to see if the man who installed the bug zapper has a smallpox inoculation scar on his upper left arm Ė thatís how they keep stock of you for when colonization comes

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    ops wrong thread

    Fly swatters are cheap
    Last edited by 100%; 11-19-2004 at 01:59 PM.

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    Do flies have hearts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    You test the theory and I will do the same. We can then establish scientifically what the odds are of it happening.

    My wager is a large apple, are you willing to cover this sirah.
    Indeed sir.
    I will wager a Des O conor album which I will obtain from the Salvation Army shop therefore our wager will be helping charity.

    My test will comprise of :

    1 x Fly (alive)
    1 x Fly Electricution Chamber
    1 x Rubber glove
    1 x Throat Sweet

    I will hold the fly loosely in my gloved hand.
    Switch on the Fly Electricution Chamber and set it to "Fry teh Fly"
    I will stand Approx 4 Feet from said Chamber.
    Having pre eaten throat sweet in order to clear my voice.
    I will shout very loudly into my hand in an attempt to give the Fly a heart attack.
    I will then throw said Fly into said Chamber.

    The result should theoretically be one of 2 outcomes.

    1 : The Fly will fly straight out again and continue with it's life.

    2 : The Fly will be subjected to "Fry Teh Fly" and will simply cease to exist.At which point the proper authorities will be notified of the "Accident".

    Jonno

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    So it's agreed.

    FEC's at 5pm and not a moment later.

    This expiriment shall be named

    "The GL Prodject"

    After George Langelaan, the writer of the Movie entitled "The Fly" 1958.

    Jonno

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    I hope the fly's family will be notified should the result be accidental
    also be warned a few animal rights groups have been notified

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    The Fly's next of kin have given concent in the name of Science.

    There will be a large police presence to help with protesters.

    We have also turned the signs at the end of the road to point in the wrong direction to help with this possible problem.

    Please note : No fly's will be harmed in this experiment except the one's we will be using.

    Thankyou for your time and support. The results will be posted as soon as we have them.

    Jonno

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