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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    A man was having problems with premature
    ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
    He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
    problem. In response the doctor said, "When you
    feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try
    startling yourself".

    That same day the man went to the store and
    bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to
    try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
    At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on
    her husband. As the two begin, they find
    themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments
    later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires
    the starter pistol.

    The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
    The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man
    answered, "Not that well...when I fired the
    pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches
    off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
    closet naked with his hands in the air!"

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    Thats kind of funny hehe

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    He he,

    The texan way

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    No...

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    lmao

    why part 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    lmao

    why part 2?
    i started part 2 because i thought that there were too many pages to go through if anybody just started to read them .

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    Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House
    intern one day at a gathering. The President says
    to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office
    and see my clock?"

    She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."

    The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to
    show it to you."

    "No, Mr. President, I really can't."

    "Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a
    minute."

    "All right. If it won't take long."

    They go to the Oval Office. The President sits
    down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.

    The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock"

    To which the President says, "If you put two hands
    and a face on it, it's a clock sweetheart."

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    "That's not a clock, it's a cock"

    Simple, yet funny

    ... and you're right regarding that other thread baccyman
    Last edited by Barky; 11-20-2004 at 01:05 AM.

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    nice, ya ur right baccy about starting part 2. i loves it

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