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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
    after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit
    and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,
    Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before
    they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their
    conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what
    I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies.

    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
    held a gun to your head!"

    "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could
    just hold it for a while."

    "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
    removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
    meet! secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk
    and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold
    didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to
    find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
    senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another
    female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
    have that I don't have?"

    Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC
    hahahahahah lmfao

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