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    BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.



    "The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.


    The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.


    Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.


    "I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
    That's what they think

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    Damn students.

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    Fecking tax dodgers

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    I feel the same confusion, Zed.

    Is this a topic on midget sex or inanimate garden frivolities.

    I need pics!


    BTW - did anyone see Max and Paddy?

    Paddy: So what's a dwarf?
    Max: It's a kind of midget.
    Paddy: What, like that Queen song?

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    BTW - did anyone see Max and Paddy?

    Paddy: So what's a dwarf?
    Max: It's a kind of midget.
    Paddy: What, like that Queen song?

    I watched it

    ...no pics sorry

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    who are max and paddy?

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    Damn thats some Groovy stuff


    my fantasy about Gnomez is now fullfilled

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    Quote Originally Posted by dadb
    who are max and paddy?
    The doormen on Phoenix nights, they've done a spin off series now of them in their camper van.

    Funniest thing on terrestrial atm
    Last edited by manker; 11-22-2004 at 12:54 PM. Reason: to insert quotage
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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