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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    After her sixth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic
    surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory
    because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a
    ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she
    reckoned that, with 6 children now being the limit, she'd tidy things
    with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank
    slot rather than a badly packed
    kebab.

    Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three
    roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse,
    "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."


    "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon the operation
    went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say
    thanks". "Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy.

    "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was
    such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be
    the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
    "Brilliant!" said Lucy.

    "And the third?". "That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the
    nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"




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    ewww on the ears tho

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    lmfao

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    ewwwwwwwww

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    nice

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