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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
    looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
    The monkey says, "Smoking a joint -- come up and have some."
    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint.
    After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a
    drink from the river.
    The lizard climbs down the tree, walks through the jungle to the river and
    leans over to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
    over and falls into the river.
    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
    side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting and smoking a
    joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
    taking a drink.
    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
    finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing the joint. He looks up and
    says, "Hey you!"
    The Monkey looks down and says, "Duuuuuuuuuude!!.......How much water did
    you drink??!!"

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    I dont get it.

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    lizard turns into crocodile....

    helps if you actually know what a lizard looks like....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribblec
    lizard turns into crocodile....

    helps if you actually know what a lizard looks like....
    lol, i don't think he does

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    it's good.

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    it would work better the other round. maybe

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