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    Lilmiss's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +4
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    Ok, say you own a pub.
    You choose all the rules.


    What dress code would you have?
    What entertainment would you provide?
    How would you decorate it?
    Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
    Who would you book to play first?
    What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?




    Me....

    What dress code would you have?

    None, tho chav's are frowned upon. Wackier the better. Free drink for best costume.

    What entertainment would you provide?
    Pool table and darts board. Maybe a few poles.
    How would you decorate it?
    Quite dark, slight Irish theme, and fake flame torches all over.
    Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
    I'd have a pub downstairs, and a dancefloor upstairs. maybe a smokers room hidden away somewhere.
    Who would you book to play first?
    Obviously, the Dropkick Murphys....or if they were busy, The Dubliners.
    What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?
    1. Jump Around - House of Pain.
    2. Bitches and Nike Shoes - Capdown
    3. Atomic Garden - Bad Religion
    4. The Dirty Glass - Dropkick Murphys
    5. The Boys On The Docks - Dropkick Murphys
    6. I've Got My Friends - The Ducky Boys
    7. Sentimental Johnny - Flogging Molly
    8. I Don't Wanna Grow Up - The Descendents
    9. Dominated Love Slave - Greenday
    10. It's Clobbering Time - Sick Of It All
    11. Roots, Radicals.... - Stiff Littleingers
    12. Gangs All Here - Dropkick Murphys
    13. Arsehole - Snuff
    14. Smash It Up - The Damned
    15. Bad Habit - The Offspring.




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    Goodshow, Stringfellow.
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    What dress code would you have?
    Definately no chavs - if you turn up in burberry you'll have to spend the rest of your time in my pub in pants and vest

    What entertainment would you provide?
    Pool, darts, a slot machine, probably have it rigged

    How would you decorate it?
    Nice low lighting, so i can't see the ugly faces of the patrons

    Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
    A seperate room for smokers, with no ventilation and a transparent wall, so i can chuckle as the room fills with smoke and they start coughing and struggling for oxygen

    Who would you book to play first?
    AbbaUK - Top International Tribute Band

    What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?
    I'd just have something on a continuous loop, either Louie, Louie, or Bananaphone
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
    A seperate room for smokers, with no ventilation and a transparent wall, so i can chuckle as the room fills with smoke and they start coughing and struggling for oxygen
    Sounds like heaven.

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    Dont really matter
    as long as the crowd is great

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    Hmmm....suppose not.


    /me goes back to talking to the kettle...
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    My ideal pub has comfortable old seats and gentle lighting

    There has to be a choice of at least a dozen good malts.

    The music in the juke box is varied and eclectic but never so loud that it drowns out the craic.

    Every week there would be a good folk band playing live but I think to kick it open it, Mike Scott and few of his friends would be just the thing.

    As to dress codes, I am not fussed but Ned/Chav behaviour and attitudes would not be welcome.

    Actually this sounds a lot my local.
    Last edited by Biggles; 11-28-2004 at 09:56 PM.
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