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    [ Begin forwarded message from Nev Dull ]


    19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 55 YEARS TO LEARN

    1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
    the same night.

    2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
    has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that
    word would be "meetings."

    3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

    4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
    want you to share yours with them.

    5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its
    glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use,
    as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle
    exhorting you to send money.

    6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

    7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
    seriously.

    8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
    individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
    Very often, that individual is crazy.

    9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    10. Never lick a steak knife.

    11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

    12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

    13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
    reason why we observe daylight savings time.

    14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
    that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
    from her at that moment.

    15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
    make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

    16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
    gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,
    deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

    17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
    people who are not in them.

    18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
    person.

    19. Your friends love you, anyway.



    [ End forwarded message from Nev Dull ]
    Last edited by zedaxax; 11-28-2004 at 04:41 PM.

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    1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
    the same night.
    my new msn name

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedaxax
    [ Begin forwarded message from Nev Dull ]

    5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its
    glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use,
    as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle
    exhorting you to send money.
    Bugger!

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    3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    No line at all with me........

    Last edited by Yogs; 11-27-2005 at 01:37 PM.

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    most of those are soo true
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azzz
    most of those are soo true
    Exactly!!!

    Abso worthy a bumpy!


    7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
    seriously
    .

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    Wow, way to bump a REALLY old thread...

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    hey dont for get number 20.

    20. cryco rules !
    cryco pig

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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crysmileyguy!
    hey dont for get number 20.

    20. cryco rules !
    cryco?
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
    individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
    Very often, that individual is crazy.

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