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  • A boil

    1 2.22%
  • A swollen gland

    8 17.78%
  • A tumour

    2 4.44%
  • Spinach

    3 6.67%
  • My mother

    2 4.44%
  • EEEEEWW, YOU FREAK!! TMI!!!!!!!!!! (vomit)

    1 2.22%
  • You should see a doctor about that…

    10 22.22%
  • A maggot that has crawled in there to feast upon your tender flesh (drool)

    4 8.89%
  • You’re growing a second head

    4 8.89%
  • Its your Head

    10 22.22%
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Thread: The lump on my neck

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    SpatulaGeekGirl's Avatar Noodle Critic BT Rep: +2
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    I have a big, strange lump on my neck that is a little painful. What do you think it is?
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Where on your neck?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    your head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    Where on your neck?
    3/4 of the way down, parallel the hairline behind my ear.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Anything to do with your ear should be seen to as soon as reasonably possible. Lumps are in general a sign of infection.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    See your GP. They've seen nearly everything anyway... and then some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    Anything to do with your ear should be seen to as soon as reasonably possible. Lumps are in general a sign of infection.
    I don't think it's got anything to do with my ear.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    I had a lump there once, it turned out to be a gland. I had one on the other side like back to front wrongwards horns too
    Last edited by DanB; 11-28-2004 at 10:59 PM.

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    The Mastoid bone which is that boney lump just behind your ear gives an indication to all sorts of infections concerning your ear. Get it seen to or I will tell your dad.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Go See A Doctor
    Last edited by sebastian_insua; 11-28-2004 at 11:18 PM.

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