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    Lilmiss's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +4
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    Just got this from me Ma....



    Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man whose not a creep.
    One whose handsome,
    Smart and strong.
    One whose willy,
    Is thick and long.
    Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind.
    Knows just what to say,
    When I ask "how bigs my behind?"
    And as I kneel by my bed,
    I look at the wanker you sent instead.



    God love her.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    The standards are so high and we so rarely make the mark.





    But being human can be attractive too.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    She's great, ain't she?
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    Nice

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    For a second there i was worried
    caz i thought it was a morbide goodbye note
    until i realized she was talking about manker

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    For a second there i was worried
    caz i thought it was a morbide goodbye note
    until i realized she was talking about manker

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    Oi! Get your mitts off my Ma.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Oh Lord before my time does pass

    Send me a girl who’s not all ass

    Everyone you’ve sent so far

    Couldn’t even get in my car

    Send me one who’ll find me funny

    Not just one that just wants my money

    Give me one who does not fuss

    Like the one I saw upon a bus

    She is the one I’d love to kiss

    Please God just send me Lilmiss
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    You ole charmer.




    Whatcha after?
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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