Poster
BT Rep: +4
Just got this from me Ma....
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man whose not a creep.
One whose handsome,
Smart and strong.
One whose willy,
Is thick and long.
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind.
Knows just what to say,
When I ask "how bigs my behind?"
And as I kneel by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent instead.
God love her.
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Smoke weed everyday
Looking for loopholes
The standards are so high and we so rarely make the mark.
But being human can be attractive too.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Poster
BT Rep: +4
She's great, ain't she?
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
Usenet Fanboy
Nice
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For a second there i was worried
caz i thought it was a morbide goodbye note
until i realized she was talking about manker
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
Originally Posted by 15%
Poster
BT Rep: +4
Oi! Get your mitts off my Ma.
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Poster
BT Rep: +1
Oh Lord before my time does pass
Send me a girl who’s not all ass
Everyone you’ve sent so far
Couldn’t even get in my car
Send me one who’ll find me funny
Not just one that just wants my money
Give me one who does not fuss
Like the one I saw upon a bus
She is the one I’d love to kiss
Please God just send me Lilmiss
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Poster
BT Rep: +4
You ole charmer.
Whatcha after?
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