Bah!
Since this thread is already quite depraved, I'll tell you what happened to my mate last night.
He rang me just now to say that the girl he took home last night woke him up in the night and asked where the toilet was, he gave directions but she must have been a bit disorientated because instead of walking there she took a piss in his football kitbag that was in the corner of his bedroom. He'd also thrown his jeans on there so his wallet is now damp with lady wee.
He said that the light as on and he seen it all happen in slow motion but did not feel compelled to stop her as he thought it was quite erotic
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